Jer

Alias: Weepy, Jer
Height: 6'1
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Born: Hanover, Ont.
Famous Quote: "Aaaah, I don't want to do that. Shouldn't we ask our mothers first?"

Understanding Jer would require arduous years of study in the psychological profession. Though many of us feel like the sky is falling at one point in our lives, he tends to see this as a daily occurrence. Prone to adolescent outbursts, Jer's right and left brain hemispheres wage a constant war for control that eventually overload his temporal lobe. Tears and whining soon follow. Jeremy is currently seeking treatment at a local outpatient center and must wear anti-static overalls, `Depends' and a hard helmet for protection.


Jer