Jake

Carlsberg Beer

Alias: Jake, Redlight, J Dub, Dishes, JJWK
Height: 5'7
Hair: Various
Eyes: Blue
Born: Parry Sound, Ont.
Famous Quote: "...as if! What a meathead!"

No stranger to the good-life, Jacob's credit limit is something to behold. Like the wood that fuels a raging fire, money is no object and perpetuates the jet-set life style that he is besotted with. Dressed in brand-name clothing and the latest hairstyle from France, Jake resembles the suave, debonair man of the hour that every one likes to get to know at parties. Or so he thinks. Jake suffers from a delusional mind. The latest creation is his a mob of liveried servants whom he believes do his dishes and clean his room like pixies in the night.


Jake