Beaz

Steeler Lager Beer

Alias: Beaz, Pez, The Gooch
Height: 5'6
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Born: South Central Pickering, Ont.
Famous Quote: "I would have to say that the success is contingent with the indigenous..."

Indigenous to lower class housing projects, Brendan's like are often mentioned in the same sentences as `full of shit'. This silver-tongued devil must always be the centre of attention and will do anything to wrest the control of anyone who has it. Penis replica handguns, haemorrhoid home remedies, and favourite recipes are just some of the divisive tools Beaz uses to gain your confidence. Even mothers are not safe from his self-professed charisma as he charms them like Eddie Haskel worked Mrs. Cleaver.



Beaz